Now our Johnny Collis was champing at the bit
To try out his luck at the State Championships
So off to SOPAC our Johnny did go
Hoping his opposite numbers were slow
His best stroke was breaststroke and boy was he keen
He flew down the pool like a thrashing machine
His 50 was fine and his 100 came home
But the 200 metres saw him come undone
His goggles filled up and his race plan was gone
So he stopped at halfway saying this ain’t no fun
His double arm backstroke it troubled him none
And the 50 butterfly, well he finished that one
At the end of the day he’d four medals to show
All of them bronze, but he won’t let them go
Now some say that bronze is the colour of poo
But Hey, what the heck, any medal will do.
So all of you swimmers, come on try your luck
You might win a medal, but if not, WTF!
